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God is an Amoeba. by ~Paso:iconPaso:

Categories Digital Art > Drawings > Miscellaneous

©2006-2009 ~Paso
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It had to be done. I've had this theory for a while, but =spiritwolf77's poll was the catalyst.

God is an amoeba. (Well, maybe not an amoeba…but some sort of microscopic organism. “Amoeba” just sounds better than “some sort of primitive, prehistoric microscopic organism.) Think about it. The bible says god created us in his image, right? Now, assuming life started out single-celled and evolved into more complex organisms, god would have created the prokaryotes in his image, which eventually evolved into man. How is it that god is everywhere at once? Mitosis. How is it that god is watching over us without us being able to see him/her/it? God is microscopic. There you have it. Can’t disprove it, can you? :P

The real reason behind this? I was bored, I was avoiding my summer homework, I wanted some oC practice, and I wanted to mess around with a different style. I was hoping I could get smoother lines...but my mouse is wobbley.

Embrace the amoeba.

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~numeka Aug 30, 2006, 8:04:38 PM
*hugs the Amoeba* That kinda sounded gross.

I love the colors of this, great work:)

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~BotchedChromosome Aug 30, 2006, 8:06:32 PM
i had a similar dream and that spawned my nickname AmoebaPriest...and later part of the reason i became a minister LoL
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~FatBottomedGirl Aug 30, 2006, 8:07:58 PM
Very cute. :)

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~Paso Aug 30, 2006, 8:09:36 PM
Heh...yeah, amoebas are a bit on the squishy side.

Thanks! ^^
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~sketchysquirrel Aug 30, 2006, 8:10:55 PM
That's certainly a very interesting theory... you could start an entirely new religious sect O-O *worships amoeba*

I love the amoeba... reminds me a bit of those 'Far Side' cartoons.... and biology *hides*
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~Paso Aug 30, 2006, 8:14:00 PM
XD It'll be a new cult. Look out scientology! We've got an amoeba! *flees mob of scientologists* Kidding!

Thanks! 8D I love From the Far Side. Hehe...bio is everywhere. You cannot escape it. (Seriously. A year after taking that class and I can't go swimming without thinking about the emergent properties of water. xD)
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~sketchysquirrel Aug 30, 2006, 8:23:46 PM
Bahaha... isn't scientology that thing Tom Cruise is into? *flings amoeba at him*

Kind of like how after my AP environmental class, I am reminded of how many e. coli (poo x3) bacteria are probably in the water. Take Raging Waters, for example... my teacher mentioned that that place is probably close to the 200-colony limit, and I wasn't too eager to go there again x3

What is school doing to usssssssssssss?
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*DJ88 Aug 30, 2006, 9:49:44 PM
lolol cool picXD neat ideaXDDDlololol numeka. that does sound grossXDDDD

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